So Suge and I were fucking around before yoga class started last night as usual. I had asked her to hold my hands down on the floor to see if I could do a pose that seem to elude me the first time I had tried it. I'm on my back (big shock there, right) and I proceed to lift my legs up and over my head. My lack of control past this point of my knees being inches away from my ears, shot my vagina straight towards Suge's face as she kindly held my hands on the ground. I'm not sure if the look on her face was terror or of thrill, but this caused me to quickly unfold myself and giggle like a child. I do believe I'm guilty of a vagina fly-by with potential to suffocate, and second degree yoga slaughter.
Guru Kimmeh!
Well, it's better than when you stuck your foot in my vagina, but otherwise, I was just happy to have the view.
ReplyDeleteThat pose would also make surprise buttsecks that much easier to accomplish!
ReplyDeleteI never thought of that!
ReplyDeleteDid it stink?
ReplyDeleteNo, does yours?
ReplyDeleteSometimes...
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